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Blonde Friday

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F"? (letters only). He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T" (letters only)." She looked at hi... [cały ->]

Blondes and pregnancy

Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the coversation the topic of sex and pregnancy comes up, finally culminating in each one discussing their respective fetus' and the manner of conception. T... [cały ->]

College girl visits the doctor

A blonde girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he n... [cały ->]

Crocodile-done-blonde

A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there! The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and pu... [cały ->]

Deodorants

Another blonde, another store. . . She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk: "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband." "Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk. "No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his... [cały ->]

Flowers

A blonde and brunette were walking down the road. The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers. The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"... [cały ->]

Harry Butt

There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house. She called it Harrybutt. She had a child and named in Crack. She lost Crack and couldn't find him. So she called the police and said, " I looked all over my Harrybutt and couldn't fin... [cały ->]

Head and Shoulders

There's this blond and this brunette. And they're in an elevator. And this hot guy walks into the elevator, and the women are like "Woo-hoo, that guy is fine" and "Mmm...he's got a nice butt", and stuff like that. Then they notice that he has dand... [cały ->]

Message To Mom

A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!" To that the man... [cały ->]

One Hundred Orgasms

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends: Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row !! Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over hundred. Brunette: My god ! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: (looking shocke... [cały ->]

The angry preacher...

The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want ... [cały ->]

The Bartender and the Blonde

A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar. She ordered up a Coors and sat there drinking for a while. Suddenly, the woman passed out cold on the stool. The bartender ha... [cały ->]

The blonde bank robbers!

Two blondes were planning to rob a bank. The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second. They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of t... [cały ->]

A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!

What do you call an eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop. Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign tha... [cały ->]

Bashing Blondes...part 1!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.... [cały ->]

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