Angielskie dowcipy / Blonde
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Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read.... [ca³y ->]
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No".... [ca³y ->]
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out.... [ca³y ->]
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room.... [ca³y ->]
Tampons
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons with long strings? A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping!... [ca³y ->]
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex). She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?" "They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax." "Oh," said t... [ca³y ->]
Telephone Difference
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.... [ca³y ->]
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front.... [ca³y ->]
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room.... [ca³y ->]
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.... [ca³y ->]
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common? When they're on their back their both fucked!... [ca³y ->]
Two Nuns
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.... [ca³y ->]
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers.... [ca³y ->]
Upset With Driver's License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex.... [ca³y ->]
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.... [ca³y ->]
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