Angielskie dowcipy / Blonde
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Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Browm? Artificial intelligence! ... [ca³y ->]
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.... [ca³y ->]
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? A: She peed on her corn flakes.... [ca³y ->]
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.... [ca³y ->]
Supermarket Cart
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart? A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.... [ca³y ->]
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is.... [ca³y ->]
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.... [ca³y ->]
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.... [ca³y ->]
The Big Jump
Q.... OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first? A.... The brunette, because the other two don't exist!... [ca³y ->]
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios? Oh! Look!! Doughnut seeds!!!... [ca³y ->]
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap - she chewed off three legs and was still stuck!... [ca³y ->]
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus. She's very attractive and was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her tur... [ca³y ->]
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".... [ca³y ->]
To Buxom Waitress
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)? A: "'Debbie'. . . that's cute. What did you name the other one?"... [ca³y ->]
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.... [ca³y ->]
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