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Angielskie dowcipy / Blonde

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Blonde in Exam

The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, re... [cały ->]

Blonde in front of a firing squad

Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad. The commander yells, "Ready...Aim..." and the brunette yells "Earthquake!!!" Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the brunette... [cały ->]

Blonde in the Library

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So... [cały ->]

Blonde joke

There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead. They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said tha... [cały ->]

Blonde Joke plus...

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry." Hearing th... [cały ->]

Blonde male

A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the bar at the reception, sucking up his fourth beer, he caught sight of a stunning brunette, whom he had noticed earlier in the church, as she came throu... [cały ->]

Blonde Mechanics

A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a MG convertible. That week she visited her l... [cały ->]

Blonde Miracle Diet

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds. The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, sh... [cały ->]

Blonde on a Cruise!

A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She looks at the bulletin board and sees a piece of paper that sais "Ocean Cruise Only 5$". She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the addres... [cały ->]

Blonde orders a drink

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender... Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?". Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke." Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T." Bartender: "What's a G and T?" ... [cały ->]

Blonde Suicide

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No... [cały ->]

Blonde Swims the english Channel

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel. A group of spectators anxiously awaited the three women at the finish line. The brunette came in first, then the redhead a little later.... [cały ->]

Blonde with a cellphone...oh-oh!

A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone... [cały ->]

Blondes and Beer In Hell

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place. "Well," said the demon, "the kegs all have h... [cały ->]

Blondes and the painter

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP! "In the second room she told the... [cały ->]

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