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your momma
Your momma is so bald-headed she got in the shower and got brain washed.... [ca³y ->]
Your momma
Your momma's so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!... [ca³y ->]
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.... [ca³y ->]
Your momma is so fat....
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read - (one at a time please!!!!!!)... [ca³y ->]
Your momma is...
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".... [ca³y ->]
Your Momma's so fat
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!... [ca³y ->]
Your Momma's so stupid...
Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!... [ca³y ->]
Your Mommas...
Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!... [ca³y ->]
Yo mama's so fat
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody! Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a "Malcom X" shirt, helicopters land on her!... [ca³y ->]
Yo' Mama Jokes
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'. Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate. Yo' Mama is so old, she we... [ca³y ->]
your momma
your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book. your momma is so big, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her on a runway. your momma is so fat, she uses... [ca³y ->]
A few lil' insults to remember
You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade! You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure! You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles! You're momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if y... [ca³y ->]
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. Yo mama's so fat, I've got to... [ca³y ->]
Yo Mama's So Fat...
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo. - Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. - Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. - Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dolla... [ca³y ->]
yo mamma iz...
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass. your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her. your mamma's drawls is so funky, roaches ch... [ca³y ->]
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