Angielskie dowcipy / Religious
Last supper - last words
What was Jesus' last words at the last supper? "Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture, get on THIS side of the table"... [ca³y ->]
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!... [ca³y ->]
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!... [ca³y ->]
Good question!
If Atheists don't belive in God... ...can they get insured for an act of god?... [ca³y ->]
Clothes make the person...?
What do you call a dead athiest? All dressed up and no place to go!... [ca³y ->]
Biblical one-liners... too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A. Ruthless Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidati... [ca³y ->]
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"... [ca³y ->]
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?... [ca³y ->]
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