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Bible By College Students

How the Bible would have been different if written by college students: Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten. ... [cały ->]

Bible Study Bloopers

The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. The Jews had trouble throughout their hist... [cały ->]

Biblical constipation

Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament? 1) Cain wasn't Abel. 2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets. 3) King David sat on the throne for forty years. 4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him. 5) N... [cały ->]

Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife

The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife 16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. - Deuteronomy 21 15. Find a prostitute and marry her. - Hosea (Hose... [cały ->]

Children's letters to God

Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane Dear GOD, Who draws the lines ... [cały ->]

Church announcement bloopers!

15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins: 1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church help. 2. Thursday night- potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and communi... [cały ->]

Five Most Constipated people in Bible

The five most constipated people in the Bible: 1. Cain-who wasn't able. 2. King Solomon-who sat on the throne for forty years. 3. King David-who neither Heaven nor Earth could move. 4. Moses-who took two tablets and went up into the mountains. ... [cały ->]

More Church Bloopers!

Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards: Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious plea... [cały ->]

Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man

1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married. 2. He had no in-laws to drop in. 3. There were no Jones for him to keep up with. 4. There were no credit cards OR shopping centers. 5. He never had his dinner in... [cały ->]

Why God Doesn't Have a PhD

1. He has only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a referred journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since the... [cały ->]

You know you're in the wrong church when...

TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH 10. The church bus has gun racks. 9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor. 8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version." 7. There's an ATM in the lobby. ... [cały ->]

Why David Killed Goliath

Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!... [cały ->]

The dieter's church!

Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread? It's called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus"!... [cały ->]

True announcements during Sunday service

And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at the Salvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M. Remember that we prefer if you would use the back entrance. Also the songsters brigade is in lack of male voices, so if you enjoy sinn... [cały ->]

Liberal Episcopalians

Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that just opened up? A: They are so liberal that they have 6 commandments and 4 suggestions.... [cały ->]

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