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Keep A Man From Wanting Sex

How do you keep a man from wanting sex? You marry him!... [ca³y ->]

Like and Love

What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow!... [ca³y ->]

Incompatible

Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone: My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible. I'm a virgo and he's an asshole!... [ca³y ->]

Imagine this

A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up. She replied, "You mean imagine that it's good?!"... [ca³y ->]

In Common

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them!... [ca³y ->]

First Man?

The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man?" She looked up and said, "Why does everybody ask me that?!"... [ca³y ->]

Dead Wife?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!... [ca³y ->]

Annoyance

What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex? Call her/him on the telephone!... [ca³y ->]

Miss Most

What do most women miss most about being single? Having sex!... [ca³y ->]

Married at a Nudist Colony

Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony? They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!... [ca³y ->]

Major Cause of Divorce

Q: What's the major cause of divorce? A: Once is not enough.... [ca³y ->]

Mailman Here?

Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet? Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.... [ca³y ->]

Pinoccio

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose? "Tell a lie."... [ca³y ->]

Only Time

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"... [ca³y ->]

The couple and the shoe salesman

The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude. It seems she was sitting down while he hel... [ca³y ->]

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