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Coffee Time

Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee? A: With Kareem!!! Q: What does it say, on great Hawaiian singer, Don's mail box? A: The Ho House!!!... [cały ->]

Elmo

What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory? 2 testtickles!... [cały ->]

Snowmen and Snowladies

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs.... [cały ->]

To Fry a Peter

Q: What do you use to fry a peter? A: Peter Pan.... [cały ->]

1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth. 3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag. 4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. 5. Passionate kiss li... [cały ->]

Puns by the Pound!

Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow-job... Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar? A: He couldn't blow the safe do he went down on the elevator... Q: Why is it so groovy to ... [cały ->]

Affluance

A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture. The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out. After a long delay the society lady wound down the window. "Do you want a screwdriver?" she asked. Th... [cały ->]

Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!

After each question, your say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor". Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor! Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor! Q: What did you have for supper? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!... [cały ->]

Di and Dolly Go To Heaven

Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter said "Excuse me ladies, but before I let you in... I must know what you were doing when you died... y... [cały ->]

Downsizing

A small business owner was faced with the problem that he needed to downsize his company. He added up all the receipts and discovered he could get by if he fired one of his employees. He looked in his files and saw that he had two new employees; one ... [cały ->]

If, And, Butt!

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper. And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker. And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper. What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? Answer: ... [cały ->]

Mole Smells

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage." The mama mole reached her head outside of ... [cały ->]

Moles

Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, "What a beautiful morning! I think I smell sauage and pancakes!" Mama mole sticks her head out of the mole hole and said "I agree with you Papa, it is a t... [cały ->]

Plastic Wrap

This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts. The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"... [cały ->]

Seal

An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over. The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: "Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal." The Alaskan woman replies wiping h... [cały ->]

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