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What do you call a boomerang...

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick!... [cały ->]

What's coming but never comes?

What's coming but never comes? Tomorrow!... [cały ->]

What's the definition of strain?

Q: What's the definition of strain? A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!... [cały ->]

When to slap a midget?

When is the only polite time to slap a midget? When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."... [cały ->]

Why?

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT: Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?... [cały ->]

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the ... [cały ->]

Baking humor

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as "Brown-n-Serve," Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent y... [cały ->]

Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit... [cały ->]

Cocky Gunslinger

It's 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one such young man that wanted more than anything to be the fastest and most respected gunslinger in the west. The place was Dodge City, Kansas in the Sawdust Saloon. The young... [cały ->]

Dare to Swim

Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, during the party he announces: "M... [cały ->]

Defamation of character

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, Does this mean that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that wa... [cały ->]

Farmer Joe goes to Court

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scen... [cały ->]

Doomed!

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm doomed!" There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms... [cały ->]

Fire At 40,000 Feet

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just caught fire!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked b... [cały ->]

For Dad's with Daughters! (Long)

When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding ... [cały ->]

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