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Flaming Airplane

Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though. The reverand says "I should go! everybody needs religion!" they agree and he jumps. Another guy says "I'm the smartest man on earth! If I die, ... [ca³y ->]

Greenhorn In Alaska

A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako. The greenhorn asked how he could become a sourdough. The two sourdoughs winked at each other, and told him he had to do three things. First, he ha... [ca³y ->]

HELP...911

A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart". 911: "is this her first child?". Man: "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband"!... [ca³y ->]

How do you keep an idiot occupied?

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How to get out of anext speeding ticket!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? ... [ca³y ->]

I'm John The Baptist

A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed. He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!" The... [ca³y ->]

Idiot Sightings!

IDIOT SIGHTINGS... Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smile... [ca³y ->]

Idiots on a desert island

Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island. "What should we do?", said Ed. "Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred. Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"... [ca³y ->]

Its Bedtime!

The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. "Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed. "Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother ... [ca³y ->]

Jungle Accident

Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he could kill anything. So the next morning ... [ca³y ->]

Letter Written Slow

A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTER Dear Louanne Ellie Mae, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents hap... [ca³y ->]

Lotto

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help. "Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't ... [ca³y ->]

Lunatic & his dog

A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash. The doctor asked the man: "What are you doing, walking the dog?" The man replied: "Oh no, I'm just dra... [ca³y ->]

Meet Roy the drunk!

Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs Roy that it appears that he has already had plent... [ca³y ->]

Mental Health Patient

It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscrewing the four nuts of the flat tire, he noticed that a hospital patient is watching him from over a nearby embankment. He managed to step on the hubca... [ca³y ->]

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