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My Granny's Better!

Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer... Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do? Boy #2: She moved... [cały ->]

Let me out!!!

You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out? Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!... [cały ->]

I'm A Chicken

Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!... [cały ->]

Give the frog a loan

A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan." "Well Mr.. frog, go over there to Mrs. Black's desk, she is the loan manager, I'm sure she will be happy to talk to you," The head desk says. The frog hops over to Mrs. Patty Black's desk and ... [cały ->]

Be A Smoker!

Good News To All Smokers The International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All smokers have the chance of... [cały ->]

Bad boy

One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to his Brother and asked "Could you give me a spelling word?" His Brother answered "ShutUp" So he wrote down Shutup. 2nd he went to his Mother and... [cały ->]

Anna's mom....

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel....... What is the oldest daughter's name? You think you know it??? Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dim... [cały ->]

ABCP

On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs first" The boy started saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z" The teacher asked at the end "Where is your P?" The boy answere... [cały ->]

ABC's

Student: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's. Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ Teacher: Where's the P? Student: Its running down my leg!... [cały ->]