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You just might be a Redneck if...

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'... [cały ->]

Little Johnny and Venus Statue

The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?" "The artwork," says Robert. "Very good. And you, Peter?" "Tits!" "Peter, get out! And you, Johnny?" "I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving."... [cały ->]

The Oil Crisis

There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple. nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. ... [cały ->]

Tee Time!

A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system - "Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee". He looked up, looked back down and then re... [cały ->]

your momma

Your momma's so bald headed, she curls her hair with rice.... [cały ->]

His first church visit!

After years of his wife's pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the Preacher's sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand. He said, "Reverend, that was the be... [cały ->]

My Car Is Shtolen!

An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?" "Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies. The cop asks, "Well now, where was your ca... [cały ->]

Nice Car!

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!" The dr... [cały ->]

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to Grandma's house when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out from behind a tree! "Red Riding Hood, I'm going to eat you!" he growls. "Eat, eat, eat," says Little Red Riding Hood. "Doesn't anybody fuc... [cały ->]

Say That Again

It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable. ... [cały ->]

Old Folke' Party Games

10. Musical Recliners 9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta 8. Hide and Go Pee 7. Simon Says something Incoherent 6. Doc, Doc Goose 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over 4. Kick the Bucket 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 2. Pin... [cały ->]

Sun Went

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.... [cały ->]

Universal excuse form

The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. Whenever there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it. You'll be surprised how effective this form can be! ==... [cały ->]

Bad Jeeves...BAD!

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, how... [cały ->]

AMANDA!

WHAT ISA... [cały ->]

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