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36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck!

1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 2. "Duct tape won't fix that." 3. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken." 4. "We don't keep firearms in this house." 5. "You can't feed that to the dog." 6. "I thought Graceland was tacky." 7. "No ... [cały ->]

Yo Momma JokesGalore!

Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat. Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate. Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Me... [cały ->]

Chemistry's greatest achivement?

What is chemistry's greatest achievement ...... Artificial blondes!... [cały ->]

By the Lantern Light

The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said: "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." ... [cały ->]

The problem with Santa!

1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 2. T... [cały ->]

The Cruise!

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent th... [cały ->]

4 Blonde quickies...

How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet. How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen. How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out. What do a tu... [cały ->]

Helen Keller's Baby

Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby? She could find it!... [cały ->]

Mole Smells

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage." The mama mole reached her head outside of ... [cały ->]

Sex Statistics

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interes... [cały ->]

Farts

Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.... [cały ->]

Computer use of a blonde!

How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!... [cały ->]

Santa, we're worried about you

Dear Santa: We're worried about you. From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-night sleigh ride around the world, you may be at risk for diseases, maladies, mishaps and lawsuits that send chills through our Santa-loving hearts... [cały ->]

Room in Hell

A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said. In the first room were thousands ... [cały ->]

YMCA

What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?? LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!... [cały ->]

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